Find any really funny jokes? Vote for them! When these jokes get a user rating above 3, they move into the general section. Your votes will make our “Best Jokes” section funnier than ever!
06/25/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8438
Daily Joke: Trip to the Dentist en Espanol
A husband and wife enter a dentist’s office. The Wife says, “I want a
tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible
hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”
“You’re a brave woman,” says the dentist, “Now, show me which tooth it
is.”
The wife turns to her husband and says, “Open your mouth and show the
dentist which tooth it is, dear.”
06/17/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8437
Daily Joke: Evading Police en Espanol
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were in a wilderness chased by police and their dogs. They got tired running so they each climbed a tree.
The police dogs came and started barking on a tree with the brunette on it. The brunette cried “COOO COOO” The police said it’s just a pigeon up there. The dogs then barked on a tree with the redhead on it. The redhead cried “HOOO HOOO” The police said it’s just an owl up there. The dogs then came to the tree with the blonde on it. The blond cried “MOOO MOOO”.
06/17/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8436
Daily Joke: Rowdy Lion en Espanol
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
“Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,
“Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified ox stammers, “Oh great lion, you are the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
“Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times leaving the lion feeling like it’d been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.
The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant –
“Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset about it!”
06/16/2012 from Erick B
#8435
Daily Joke: Your mama joke en Espanol
your mama so stupid that she stared at orange juice for 20 min because it said concentrate
06/13/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8434
Daily Joke: Anything You Want en Espanol
A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.”
The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”
Found this funny?
Receive a joke daily by subscribing below