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05/15/2012 from tonnie/lock
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Daily Joke: the lady and the bby en Espanol
did you ever see the lady that had a baby through her nose well i did and it was a cute little bugger ha ha
05/14/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8407
Daily Joke: Three Elderly Sisters en Espanol
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The 94-year-old yells back, “I don’t know. I’ll come up and see.” She starts up the stairs and pauses. “Was I going up the stairs or down?” The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, “I sure hope I never get that forgetful.” She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, “I’ll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who’s at the door.”
05/13/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8406
Daily Joke: New Schedule en Espanol
This guy walks into the local bar one Friday afternoon when he gets out of work, as he steps up to the bar he sees his good friend Joe throw down 2 shots, he had a frown on his face. What’s with the long face Joe? Joe responds: “My wife told me today that she was only going to have sex with me on Mondays, and Thursdays!” “Well, “said the friend, “That’s not that bad, some of us she has cut off completely.”
05/13/2012 from autumn
#8405
Daily Joke: ohh i forgot en Espanol
a little boy asks his pregnant mom what time should i be home fome jimmeys house you know what time.
she thinks for a moment wait whos jimmey.
05/12/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8404
Daily Joke: At a U2 Concert en Espanol
Bono is performing a concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then, in the silence he starts to slowly clap his hands. Holding the audience in total silence, he said into the microphone, “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.” A few seconds later a voice from the front row pierces the silence: “Well stop clapping then!”
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