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05/11/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8403
Daily Joke: Guess Which One en Espanol
A young man excitedly tells his mother that he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Mom, I’m going to bring over three women and you try to guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “OK, guess which one I’m going to marry.” She immediately replies, “The one in the middle.” “That’s amazing, Mom. You’re right. How did you know?” His mother replied, “I don’t like her.”
05/10/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8402
Daily Joke: Soldier's Dear John en Espanol
A soldier was stationed abroad and received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read: “Dear Dave, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated twice, since you’ve been gone, and it’s not fair to either of us. I’m sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent you. Love, Kim.”
The soldier, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow soldiers for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins, etc. In addition to the picture of Kim, Dave included all the other pictures of pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 43 photos in the envelope along with a note that read: “Dear Kim, I’m so sorry but I can’t remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take care, Dave.”
05/08/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8401
Daily Joke: Anniversary Planning en Espanol
A couple had been married 50 years and decided they wanted to renew their vows. They were discussing the details of their second wedding with their friends. She wasn’t going to wear a traditional bridal gown, and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with her dress. She replied, “Silver.” At that point, her husband chimed in, “Yep, silver… to match her hair.” Shooting a glaring look at his bald spot, her friend shot back, “So I guess you’re going barefoot.”
05/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8400
Daily Joke: Bum on the Street en Espanol
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
05/05/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8399
Daily Joke: In the Dog House en Espanol
A husband got in big trouble after forgetting his wedding anniversary. His wife gave him an ultimatum: “Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat.”
The next morning the man woke his wife, and urged her to look out the windowat the driveway. She did and let out a scream when she saw what he bought her … a bathroom scale.
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