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03/22/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Shopping Together en Espanol
A married couple was shopping at the supermarket when the husband picked up a 12 pack of beer and put it in the cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the wife.
“Yhey’re on sale for $10 for 12 cans,” he explained.
“Put them back,” she demanded. “We can’t afford it.”
A few aisles later, she picked up a $20 jar of face cream and put it in the cart.
“What do you think you’re doing?” asked the husband indignantly.
“It’s my face cream,” she said. “It makes me look beautiful.”
He said: “So do 12 cans of beer and they’re half the price!”
03/21/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8357
Daily Joke: Counting on One Hand en Espanol
“How are you doing?” said a young guy bumping into his friend at the bar.
“I was fine…until last night.”
“Why? What happened?”
“My girlfriend and I were talking about how many people we had slept with.”
“Oh, what did she say?”
“She said she could count the number of guys she’s slept with on one hand.”
“That’s good, surely?”
“Yeah, I was relieved…but then I saw she was holding a calculator.”
03/20/2012 from Paul Jones
#8356
Daily Joke: Cancun en Espanol
If you think Cancun is the way you buy racoon at the grocery store,(YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK).
03/20/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Spicing Things Up en Espanol
A guy was standing glumly at the bar.
“What’s up?” asked his friend.
“My wife suggested we should play some sex games to spice up our love lives.”
“Yeah, what’s wrong with that?”
“Well, unfortunately ‘Guess who I shagged last night?’ didn’t go down too well.”
03/19/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8354
Daily Joke: Standards en Espanol
One guy asked another: “Have you ever gone to bed with an ugly woman?”
His friend replied: “No, but I’ve woken up with plenty.”
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