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03/14/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Morning Romp en Espanol
A wife was standing in the kitchen one morning, preparing soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt she slept in. As her husband walked in, she turned to him and said: “You’ve got to make love to me right now, here, across the kitchen table.”
His eyes lit up. He could hardly believe his luck, and before she could change her mind, he made love to her on the kitchen table.
Afterwards, she hurriedly thanked him and returned to the stove, with her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but puzzled, he asked her: “What was all that about?”
“Oh,” she said. “The egg timer is broken.”
03/13/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Biology Lesson en Espanol
A teacher was giving a lesson about the circulation of blood. He said: “Now boys, as you know, if I stood on my head, the blood would run into it and I would turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir,” they chorused.
“So why is it,” asked the teacher, “that when I am standing upright, the blood doesn’t run into my feet and make them turn red, like my head?”
“A young voice from the back called out: “Because your feet aren’t empty!”
03/12/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Geography Lesson en Espanol
A teacher at an English school stood in front of a map of the world. “Jack,” she said, “can you show me where on this map America is?”
Jack pointed correctly to America.
“Now, Jenny,” continued the teacher, “can you tell me the name of the person who discovered America?”
Jenny said: “Yes ma’am, Jack did.”
03/12/2012 from Jonathan
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Daily Joke: Man and the Bar en Espanol
Man walks into a bar and says “OUCH!”
03/11/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Hearing Aid Salesman en Espanol
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman.
“Anything from $2 to $2,000.”
“Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer.
The salesman put the device around the man’s neck, and said: “You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down into your pocket.”
“How does it work?” asked the customer.
“For $2, it doesn’t work,” said the salesman. “But when people see it on you, they’ll talk louder.”
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