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02/21/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8323
Daily Joke: At Home on the Ship en Espanol
A Navy officer was walking through the crew’s quarters of his ship one day and chanced upon a sailor reading a magazine with his feet up on a table.
“Sailor!” the officer boomed. “Do you put your feet up on the furniture at home?”
“No, sir,” replied the sailor, “but we don’t land airplanes on the roof either!”
02/20/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8321
Daily Joke: Violinist en Espanol
The conductor turned to the violin student and said: “You should have taken up the violin earlier”
“Why?” asked the student. “Do you think the practice would have made me really good?”
“No,” said the conductor. “But you might have given up by now.”
02/20/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8320
Daily Joke: Piano Tuner en Espanol
A woman answered the front door to find a workman standing on the porch and carrying a box of tools.
“I’m the piano tuner ma’am” he announced.
“But I didn’t send for a piano tuner.”
“I know, but the neighbors did!”
02/18/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8319
Daily Joke: New Drums en Espanol
A little boy thanked his grandfather for the set of drums he bought him for his birthday. “They’re the best present I’ve ever had,” he said. “They’ve already made me $80.”
“Wow!” said the grandfather. “You must have learned to play them real good!”
“Not really,” said the boy. “But Mom gives me $5 not to play during the day, an Dad gives me $5 not to play in the evening.”
02/16/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8318
Daily Joke: Tax Guilt en Espanol
After hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have reviewed my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $900. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”
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