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02/26/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Ladies Man en Espanol
On the way home from a party, a wife said to her middle aged husband: “Have I ever told you how sexy and irresistible to women you are?”
“I don’t believe you have dear,” he replied flattered.
“Then what the hell gave you that idea at the party?”
02/26/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8327
Daily Joke: Help from Grandma en Espanol
Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”
His grandma was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”
“Oh, okay,” said the boy and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.
A few minutes later, he came back in and said angrily: “Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom would like a word with you!”
02/24/2012 from brian k coleman
#8326
Daily Joke: fat joke en Espanol
yo mama so fat when she stood on the corner the police rode by they yelled out ok y,all break it up here.
02/24/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8325
Daily Joke: Bad Habits en Espanol
Two old ladies were discussing their husbands. One said: “I do wish George would stop biting his nails. It’s such a horrible habit.”
Her friend said: “My Arnold used to do the same. But I eventually cured him of it.”
“How did you do that?”
“I hid his teeth!”
02/23/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8324
Daily Joke: Wrong House en Espanol
An old man was asleep in his chair one afternoon when he was awoken by the sound of the doorbell. He shuffled to the door and when he opened it, he saw a beautiful young womanstanding there.
“Oh dear!” she said. “I’m at the wrong house.”
“Sweetheart, you’re at the right house,” the old guy assured her, “but you’re about 40 years too late!”
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