10/17/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21327
Once upon a time in a town that probably needed better childproofing, there lived a couple with two pint-sized tornadoes disguised as boys ages 8 and 10. These lads weren’t just mischievous; they were certified chaos gremlins. If a mailbox tipped over, a garden gnome went missing, or someone’s prized petunias mysteriously turned neon pink… yep, those two were already sprinting in opposite directions with matching grins.
Their parents were so frazzled, they’d started Googling “how to return children for store credit.” Desperate, Mom heard about a local clergyman who’d tamed wild kids with nothing but a stern look and a well-timed “Ahem.” She booked an emergency appointment faster than you can say “Who put glue in the pastor’s coffee?”
The good reverend agreed to help but insisted on seeing the boys one at a time, like a very holy bouncer at the gates of mischief rehab.
First up: the 8-year-old. The clergyman sat him down, leaned in like he was about to drop the plot twist of the century, and boomed, “WHERE IS GOD?!”
Silence.
He tried again, louder this time—eyebrows practically in orbit: “WHERE. IS. GOD?!”
Still nothing. Not even a shrug.
So the reverend went full thundercloud: standing, finger wagging, voice rattling the stained glass “WHERE IS GOD?!”
That was the kid’s cue to yeet himself out the door like his sneakers were on fire. He tore home, dove into his closet like it was a nuclear bunker, and locked himself in with the intensity of a spy hiding from aliens.
His 10-year-old brother, already halfway through eating a stolen popsicle, pried the closet door open and whispered, “Dude… what happened? Did you TP the church again?”
Panting, wide-eyed, the little one gasped:
“Worse. They’ve lost God… and they think WE took Him!”
10/16/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21323
An elderly couple was attending church services.
About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband.
“I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?”
He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”’
10/14/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21309
Seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory course. The course is wonderful and introduces them to a technique called word/name association. They come home and tell all their relatives, friends, and neighbors about it.
Some months later, a neighbor approaches the man as he tends the garden.
“Say, Ed, what was the name of the instructor of that memory course you liked so much?”
“Well, it was…hmmm…let me think a minute… What’s the name of that flower, you know, the one that smells so nice, but has thorns on the stems…?”
“You mean a rose?”
“Yeah, that’s it…(shouting toward house) Hey, Rose, what was the memory course instructor’s name?”
10/13/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21306
A preacher on his deathbed summoned his doctor and his lawyer. They came, and he asked them to sit on either side of his bed and hold his hands.
They sat thus for a long while until the doctor stirred and said, ”You don’t have long on this earth, Reverend. Better tell us why you asked us to come.”
The old preacher stirred himself wheezed and said ”Well, Jesus died between two thieves, and that’s the way I want to go too.”
10/12/2025 from Daily Jokes
#21302
An elderly gent was invited to his old friends’ home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy addressed his wife with endearing terms-calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years, and they appeared still very clearly in love. While the wife was off in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his buddy,
“I think it’s wonderful that, after all the years you’ve been married, you still call your wife those loving pet names.”
The old man hung his head. “I have to tell you the truth, he said. “I forgot her name about ten years ago.”