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01/13/2017 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Inherit a fortune en Espanol
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sicklyfather died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away. “I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said as he walked up to her, “but in just a week or two my father will die, and I’ll inherit 20 million dollars.”
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
01/12/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10062
Daily Joke: How Do You Feel? en Espanol
Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade on the porch.
One asks the other, “Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains. You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?”
Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.”
“No kidding! Like a brand new baby?
“Yep. No teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”
01/11/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10061
Daily Joke: Feeling Worried en Espanol
A man goes to the doctor and says: ‘Doctor, there’s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom.’ The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks: ‘Is it serious, doctor?’ and the doctor replies: ‘I’m sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg.’
01/10/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10060
Daily Joke: Army Girl en Espanol
“Daddy,” said my 10-year-old daughter, “I think I want to join the Army.”
“Baby,” I answered, “I think the Air Force would be a better option for you.”
“But I don’t want to be a pilot.”
“You don’t have to be a pilot,” I told her. “There are other jobs in the Air Force.”
Her answer: “I don’t want to be a flight attendant either.”
01/09/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10059
Daily Joke: Husband's Email en Espanol
A husband is having a beer at the pub with his friends when he sends an email to his wife.
“What are you emailing her?” asked one.
He reads his message out loud, “Having a beer with the boys. If I’m not home in twenty minutes, read this email again.”
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