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01/03/2017 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Gathering chickens en Espanol
The farmer’s son was returning from the market with the crate of chicken’s his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke open. Chickens scurried off in different directions, but the determined boy walked all over the neighborhood scooping up the wayward birds and returning them to the repaired crate. Hoping he had found them all, the boy reluctantly returned home, expecting the worst.
“Pa, the chickens got loose,” the boy confessed sadly, “but I managed to find all twelve of them.”
“Well, you did real good, son,” the farmer beamed. “You left with seven.”
01/02/2017 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Retired Pirate en Espanol
Once there was a retired pirate so he decides to live with his brother.
The pirate walks up to his brothers house and knocks on the door and his brother answers the door and says, “Oh my gosh , what happened to your hand!?! ”
The pirate said, “I lost it in a sword fight , but now I have a hook.”
Then the brother said, “What about your leg?”
The pirate said, “A cannonball hit it , but now I have a peg leg .”
Then the brother said, “Well , what about your eye?”
The pirate said, “I got some dust in it .”
The brother said, “How could you lose your eye by just getting some dust in it?”
Then the pirate said, “It was my first day with my hook!
01/01/2017 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: I Have Never Flown Before en Espanol
“I’ve never flown before,” said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely, won’t you?”
“All I can say ma’am,” said the pilot, “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”
12/31/2016 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Late Night Lecture en Espanol
On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman. ‘What are you doing out here at four o’clock in the morning?’ asked the police officer.
‘I’m on my way to a lecture,’ answered Daniel.
‘And who on earth, in their right mind, is going to give a lecture at this time on New Year’s Eve?’ enquired the constable sarcastically.
‘My wife,’ slurred Daniel grimly.
12/30/2016 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Impossible Questions en Espanol
Preparing my son for his first day of kindergarten, we were reviewing numbers and counting.
Suddenly he asked, “What is the biggest number in the world?”
As briefly as possible, I tried to explain the concept of infinity. I thought I had done pretty well, but then he said, “Dad, what number comes just before infinity?”
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