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01/08/2017 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Dinner Tonight en Espanol
Eighty-year-old Bessie bursts into the recreation room of the retirement home.
She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand, can take me out to dinner tonight!”
A witty, elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”
Bessie thinks a minute and replies, “Close enough!”
01/07/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10057
Daily Joke: Smart Eyes en Espanol
A first-grader came to the ophthalmology office where I work to have his vision checked. He sat down and I turned off the lights.
Then I switched on a projector that flashed the letters F, Z and B on a screen. I asked the boy what he saw.
Without hesitation he replied, “Consonants.”
01/06/2017 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Telling the Truth en Espanol
Being a teenager and getting a tattoo seem to go hand and hand these days. I wasn’t surprised when one of my daughter’s friends showed me a delicate little Japanese symbol on her hip. “Please don’t tell my parents,” she begged.
“I won’t,” I promised. “You’re 18 now, so I guess it’s your choice. By the way, what does that stand for?”
“Honesty,” she said.
01/05/2017 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: We Dont Serve en Espanol
Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles.
In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn’t.
The flight attendant said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve PEANUTS on this flight.”
01/04/2017 from Daily Jokes
#10054
Daily Joke: Jail Time for Mommy en Espanol
My older son loves school, but his younger brother absolutely hates it. One weekend he cried and fretted and tried every excuse not to go back on Monday. Sunday morning on the way home from church, the crying and whining built to a crescendo.
At the end of my rope, I finally stopped the car and explained, “Honey, it’s a law. If you don’t go to school, they’ll put Mommy in jail.”
He looked at me, thought a moment, then asked, “How long would you have to stay?”
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