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05/14/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9819
Daily Joke: Fish and Cauliflower for Dinner en Espanol
One evening, a family sat down for dinner. The mother served fish and cauliflower. They were all eating, until the boy, chewing on his fish, found a bone.
He pulled it out of his mouth and asked, “Mom, what do I do with this?”
“Put it where you’re sure you won’t eat it,” said his mother.
So the boy carefully stuck it into his cauliflower.
05/13/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9818
Daily Joke: Special Order en Espanol
A man goes into a coffee shop and says, “I would like one of your special breakfasts.”
“No problem,” comes the reply from behind the counter.
“But I want it my way,” says the man.
“What do you mean ‘your way’?” asks the waiter.
The man says, “Well, I want the eggs only half done,” he says. “I want the baked beans done so they are baking hot on the top and freezing cold on the bottom. I want the bacon stuck to the plate with grease, with more rind than actual bacon. I want fried bread so greasy that the grease pours out of it.”
“I don’t have the time to do all that!” replies the waiter.
“Well it seemed you had the time yesterday!” answers the guest.
05/12/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9817
Daily Joke: Good Genetics en Espanol
The young couple admired the scarecrow they saw along the road. “Look at that,” said the girl. “Not a crow in sight.”
The boy looked at the scarecrow and said, “Good job scarecrow!”
To their surprise the scarecrow replied. “Hay, it’s in my jeans.”
05/11/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9816
Daily Joke: Silent Treatment Backfire en Espanol
A wife once gave her husband the silent treatment for an entire week. She didn’t say anything, she just put it into practice. She was hoping it would make him be more attentive to her and to their marriage.
At the end of the week she decided to bring up subject. “You notice anything different about us this past week?”
Without missing a beat, and without having a clue either, he replied. “Yeah, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
05/10/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9815
Daily Joke: Unconditional Love en Espanol
A man was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring his reflection, when he posed the following question to his wife of 20 years, “Will you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?”
She answered, “Of course I will. I’ve already been doing it for the past 5 years haven’t I?”
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