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05/19/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9824
Daily Joke: Change for an $18 Bill en Espanol
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, out of the way, town. So, he got into his new wheels and off he went.
He found a tiny town with a single store. He entered the store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter. “Can you change this for me, please?” he said.
The store clerk looked at the $18 bill a short time, then smiled and told the man, “Sure, Mister. You want 2 nines or 3 sixes?”
05/18/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9823
Daily Joke: Supportive Younger Brother en Espanol
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well deserved complaining and self-pitying.
She moaned to her mom and her younger brother, “Nobody loves me…the whole world hates me!”
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word… “That’s not true, Mary. Some people don’t even know you.”
05/17/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9822
Daily Joke: That's A Good GPA en Espanol
At the end of the college year, a star football player celebrated by attending a late night campus party. Soon after arriving, he became captivated by a beautiful coed and eased into a conversation with her by asking if she met any “potential dates” at the party.
“Oh, I’m much more attracted to the strong academic types than to the party animals,” she said. “What’s your G.P.A.?”
Grinning from ear to ear, the jock boasted, “I get about 25 in the city and 40 on the highway.”
05/16/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9821
Daily Joke: Supporting Family en Espanol
The prospective son-in-law was asked by his girlfriend’s father, “Son, can you support a family?”
“Well, no, sir,” he replied, caught off-guard by the question. “Your daughter and I were thinking we’d just have to support ourselves, the rest of you will have to fend for yourselves.”
05/15/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9820
Daily Joke: Need Some Collateral en Espanol
I accompanied my husband when he went to get a haircut. Reading a magazine, I found a hairstyle I liked for myself. I asked the receptionist if I could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.
“Leave some ID, a driver’s license or a credit card,” she said.
“But my husband is here getting a haircut,” I explained.
“Yes,” she replied. “But I need something you’ll come back for.”
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