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02/11/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9723
Daily Joke: Gray Hair en Espanol
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning gray?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs gray!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only gray hairs on her head.”
02/10/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9722
Daily Joke: Little boys and skydiving en Espanol
There are three men in the military practicing skydiving. The first man jumps out and a swiss army knife falls out of his pocket. The second man jumps out and a kitchen knife falls out of his pocket. The third jumps out and a grenade falls out of his pocket. When they land, they go and look for the things they drop because they could have really hurt someone.
The first man is running along the street and sees a little boy crying. “Little boy, why are you crying?” he asks. The boy says, “A swiss army knife fell out of the sky and killed my cat!”
The second man is running along a street and sees a little girl crying. “Little girl, why are you crying?” he asks. The girl says, “A big kitchen knife fell from the sky and killed my puppy!”
The third man is running down a street and sees a little boy laughing hysterically. “Little boy, why are you laughing?” he asks. The boy says, “My dad farted and the house blew up!”
02/09/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9721
Daily Joke: A Man and a Woman en Espanol
A man and a woman who never met before, find themselves on upper and lower berth of a long distance train.
At 2 am, man leans over saying, “Ma’am, sorry to bother you, would you be kind enough to give me a second blanket from the side table. It’s awfully cold here.
“I have a better idea”, she replied, “Just for tonight, why don’t we pretend that we are married?”
“Great idea Ma’am”, he replied in great excitement.
She says, “Well then get up and get it yourself.”
02/08/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9720
Daily Joke: Prayers en Espanol
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.
“I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…”
“I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO…”
“I PRAY FOR A NEW STEREO…”
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, “Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn’t hard of hearing.”
The little brother replied, “No, but Grandma is!”
02/07/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9719
Daily Joke: I'm Getting Married! en Espanol
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over 3 girls and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.”
The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, “Okay Ma, guess which one I’m going to marry.”
She immediately replies, “The one on the right.”
“That’s amazing, Ma. You’re right. How did you know?”
The mother replies, “I don’t like her.”
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