Find any really funny jokes? Vote for them! When these jokes get a user rating above 3, they move into the general section. Your votes will make our “Best Jokes” section funnier than ever!
12/11/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9658
Daily Joke: Married life en Espanol
John, and avant-garde painter got married.
Someone asked the bride a few weeks after the wedding, “How’s married life, Helen?”
“It’s great,” she answered. “My husband paints, I cook; then we try to guess where he painted and what I cooked.”
12/10/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9657
Daily Joke: Little old lady en Espanol
A little boy asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady in the park.
His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. “There you are my son,” said the father. “But, tell me, isn’t the little lady able to work any more?
“She sells candy” was the boy’s reply.
12/09/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9656
Daily Joke: Donkey for sale en Espanol
A man named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from
an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the
donkey the next day.
The next day, Ben drove up and said, “Sorry, but I have some bad news.
The donkey died.”
“Well, then, just give me the money back,” said Jean Paul
“Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.” Replied Ben
“OK, then. Just unload the donkey,” said Jean Paul.
“What ya going to do with him?” asked Ben.
“I’m going to raffle him off,” said Jean Paul.
“You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!” uttered Ben.
“Sure can. Watch me. I just won’t tell that he’s dead,” said Jean Paul.
A month later Ben met up with the man and asked, “What happened
with that dead donkey?”
“I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece
and made a profit of $998,” said Jean Paul.
“Didn’t anyone complain?” inquired Ben.
“Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,” said Jean Paul.
12/08/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9655
Daily Joke: Two Explorers en Espanol
Two explorers, camped in the heart of the African jungle, were discussing their expedition.
“I came here,” said one, “because the urge to travel was in my blood. City life bored me, and the smell of exhaust fumes on the highways made me sick. I wanted to see the sunrise over new horizons and hear the flutter of birds that never had been seen by man. I wanted to leave my footprints on sand unmarked before I came. In short, I wanted to see nature in the raw. What about you?”
“I came,” the second man replied, “because my son was taking saxophone lessons.”
12/07/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9654
Daily Joke: Cross the road en Espanol
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say “Hello” from the other side!
Found this funny?
Receive a joke daily by subscribing below