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12/06/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Passengers on a plane en Espanol
A small plane was carrying three passengers over a mountain range — an old man, his grandson, and an eminent scientist.
Suddenly, the pilot burst into the cabin, saying ‘The engines have all failed! Grab a parachute and jump from the plane!’ With this, the pilot opened the cabin door and leapt out with his parachute.
To their dismay, the 3 passengers discovered only 2 parachutes were left in the cabin!
The Eminent Scientist took a pack, saying ‘I’m sorry you two, but I won a Nobel Prize, I am the head of several intellectual Think Tanks — honestly, I’m worth more to society than either of you’. The Eminent Scientist leapt from the plane.
The Old Man turned to his grandson and said, ‘My dear boy, take the last parachute. I’ve had a good life. Yours has just begun.’
‘Don’t worry, Grandpa’ said the young boy, ‘that guy just jumped out the plane with my backpack.’
12/05/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9652
Daily Joke: Let's make a bet en Espanol
Two men are drinking in a bar. One turns to the other and says, “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.”
The second fellow thinks to himself, I guess he’s had about enough, so he replies, “OK, you’re on.”
The first man takes out his glass eye and bites it. So the second man has to pay.
Awhile later the first man says, “I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye.”
The second man thinks, well, he can’t have TWO glass eyes; he obviously can see. So he says, “All right, you’re on.”
The first man promptly takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.
12/03/2015 from don magill
#9651
Daily Joke: mr en Espanol
a blondes friend made the comment about christmas being on friday this year, the blonde replied, gee i hope its not on the 13th.
12/04/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9650
Daily Joke: The big sale en Espanol
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store’s opening time.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back amid loud and colorful curses.
On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw and knocked around a bit, then thrown to the end of the line again.
As he got up the second time, he said to the person at the end of the line: “That does it! If they hit me one more time, I don’t open the store!”
12/03/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9649
Daily Joke: Is it true? en Espanol
Little Johnny: Dad, Is it true? I heard that in some countries where arranged marriage is a custom, a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries!
Father: Son, that happens everywhere, after marriage you find out everything!”
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