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10/13/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Where were you en Espanol
A Policeman came to my door yesterday and asked, “Where were you between four and six?”
So I said, “Probably in kindergarten or first grade.”
10/12/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9597
Daily Joke: Engines on fire en Espanol
A man seating on a window seat discovered two engines on fire. He began to holler, two engines on fire! Two engines on fire!
The passengers began to panic. Suddenly the pilot ran from the cockpit with a parachute on his back.
“Don’t worry”! He yelled. I’m going for help!
10/11/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9596
Daily Joke: Bad Words en Espanol
Joe’s dad scolded him for breaking a neighbor’s window with a baseball.
“What did he say to you when you broke his window?” asked the father.
“Do you want to hear what he said with or without the bad words?”
“Without, of course.”
“Well, then, he said nothing.”
10/10/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9595
Daily Joke: Walking with a limp en Espanol
A doctor in a teaching hospital was discussing an X-ray with his students.
“This patient has been walking with a pronounced limp for some time,” he said. “The X-ray shows us his fibula and tibia are radically arched.”
He pointed to a student. “You…what would you do in this case?”
“Well, gee!” said student. I guess I’d limp, too.”
10/09/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9594
Daily Joke: Flight Insurance en Espanol
A nervous passenger decided to purchase flight insurance at the ticket counter. She had some time before the flights departure, so she stopped in a Chinese restaurant in the concourse.
She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie: “today’s investment will pay big dividends!”
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