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10/18/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9603
Daily Joke: Robbing a congressman en Espanol
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into a path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs “give me your money,” he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, “you can’t do this – I am a United States congressman!”
“In that case,” replied the mugger, “give me MY money.”
10/17/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9602
Daily Joke: 4 years old en Espanol
Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old when asked because he will ride for free.
As they get into the bus the driver asks Johnny how old he was. “I am 4 years old”.
“And when will you be six years old?” asks the driver.
“When I get off the bus” answers Johnny.
10/16/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9601
Daily Joke: Change your course en Espanol
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
10/15/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9600
Daily Joke: Crying shame en Espanol
After successfully getting their big line items approved in the congressional spending package, two lobbyists were celebrating at a Washington restaurant.
“You know,” mused one, “it’s a crying, shame our grandchildren and great-grandchildren haven’t been born yet so they can see the terrific things the government‘s doing with their money.
10/14/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9599
Daily Joke: Am I a polar bear? en Espanol
One afternoon in the Arctic, a father polar bear and his son
polar bear were sitting in the snow.
The son polar bear turned to his father and asked, “Dad, am I 100% polar bear?”
The father polar bear replied, “Of course, son, you’re 100% polar bear.” “Why do you ask?”
“I’m Freezing!” replied the his son.
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