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03/21/2015 from Frank De Santo
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Daily Joke: Dreams en Espanol
I Had a crazy dream last night that I was eating the muffler on my car !
I woke up in the morning EXHAUSTED!
03/20/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Drinking Worms en Espanol
A mother was teaching her child about the side-effects of alcohol. She gets two short glasses, filling one with water and the other with whiskey. She says “I want you to see this.” She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around. She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “what do you have to say about this experiment?” The child responds by saying: “If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!”
03/19/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Nuns en Espanol
Four nuns were attending a baseball game. Four men were sitting directly behind them.
Because their habits were partially blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they’d get annoyed enough to move to another area.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, “I think I’m going to move to Utah. There are only 100 nuns living there.”
Then the second guy spoke up and said, “I want to go to Missouri, there are only 75 nuns living there.”
The third guy said, “I want to go to Texas, there are only 50 nuns living there.”
The fourth guy said, “I want to go to Maine. There are only 25 nuns living there.”
The mother superior turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet and calm voice said, “Why don’t you go to hell, there aren’t any nuns there!”
03/19/2015 from Erick espinoza
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Daily Joke: CHEEP! en Espanol
How much does a baby chicken cost on Easter?
Its CHEEP!
03/18/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: In Uniform en Espanol
My husband wore his Army uniform with pride. One day, coming home from the base and dressed in olive drab fatigues, he stopped off at the grocery store to pick up a few things.
While in line at the check out counter, he noticed a little boy standing with his Mother. The boy took one look at my husband in his uniform, and his eyes grew wide. My husband in turn gave the young man a crisp salute. The boy was so excited. He pointed at my husband and announced,” LOOK , MOM, A GIANT BOY SCOUT.”
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