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04/01/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: The Wall of Life en Espanol
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.
They hear a faint moan.
They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies.
A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”
03/31/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Rabbits en Espanol
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hareline.
03/30/2015 from William
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Daily Joke: Termite en Espanol
A termite enters a place to drink and asks, Where is the bar tender?
03/31/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Babies en Espanol
My five year old daughter asked me the question I’d been dreading. “Mommy , how are babies made?” I did my best to explain but she still looked confused.
“What about kittens? She asked.
“Well it’s exactly the same way, ” I said.
“Wow!” she said excitedly. “My daddy can do anything!”
03/29/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Office Manager en Espanol
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. “What’s your name?” he asked the new guy.
“John,” the new guy replied.
The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don’t call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker … That’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?”
The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is John Darling.”
“Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . “
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