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06/28/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9114
Daily Joke: My girlfriend is out in the car en Espanol
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.
“What’s so funny?” the bartender asked.
“That stupid Dave!” the fellow chortled, “He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!”
06/27/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9113
Daily Joke: Thirteen, Thirteen, Thirteen! en Espanol
A young man was strolling down a street in South London. As he passed a large building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting “Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen” over and over again.
Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn’t. Then he spotted a knot in the wood, and put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some old people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the old people started chanting, “Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen…”
06/26/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9112
Daily Joke: Blind Justice en Espanol
A young boy walked up to his father and asked, “Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?”
The father thought for a moment. “Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case.”
06/25/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9111
Daily Joke: Broken Into en Espanol
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court,” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no, no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
06/24/2014 from Daily Jokes
#9110
Daily Joke: Chapter Eleven en Espanol
“The job notice posted at the Memphis State University placement office advertised for someone to set up a bookkeeping system for a local dinner theater that was filing for bankruptcy. When an eager first-year accounting student inquired, the interviewer told him that the company needed an advanced student capable of handling Chapter 11 proceedings. “”I’m sure I could do it,”” the student proclaimed confidently. “”My class is already up to chapter fourteen.”
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