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01/02/2014 from Daily Jokes
#8935
Daily Joke: Kids en Espanol
2 brothers were having their breakfast one morning.. it’s cereals with hot chocolate.. the younger brother finished his drink and took his bowl of cereal, and went to the aquarium.
Just as he was about to feed the fish with the bowl of cereals, his mother came in and shouted, ‘Jon, dont do it!! The fish will die!!’
The little boy turned pale, and gave his mother a desperate look..
01/01/2014 from Daily Jokes
#8934
Daily Joke: Kiss en Espanol
At a dinner party, the speaker who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver his speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word “KISS” scribbled on it.
A guest seated next to the speaker said, “Your wife has sent you a KISS before you begin your speech. She must love you very much.” speaker replied,
“You don’t know my wife. The letters stand for “Keep It Short, Stupid.”
12/31/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8933
Daily Joke: Patients in a Mental Hospital en Espanol
Anthony and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital.
One day,while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and Anthony suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and pulling Anthony out.
The medical director came to know of David’s heroic act. He immediately ordered that David be discharged from the hospital as he now considered him to be OK.
The doctor said, “David, we have good news and bad news for you!The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your sanity. Since you were able to jump in and save another patient, you must be mentally stable. The bad news is that the patient that you saved hung himself in the bathroom and died after all.”
David replied, “Doctor, John didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry.”
12/30/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8932
Daily Joke: Words Words Words en Espanol
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day.
She thought about this, then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
Looking stunned, he said, “What?”
12/29/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8931
Daily Joke: Secret For Staying Together en Espanol
A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren.
When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids.”
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