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11/28/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8900
Daily Joke: The blonde Thanksgiving dinner en Espanol
It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
“Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!” said the daughter.
“Did it not taste good?” her mother asked.
“I don’t know,” the blonde said. “It wouldn’t sit still!”
11/27/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8899
Daily Joke: Always on Call en Espanol
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.
‘We need a fourth for poker,’ said the friend.
‘I’ll be right over,’ whispered the doctor.
As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, ‘Is it serious?’
‘Oh yes, quite serious,’ said the doctor gravely. ‘In fact, there are three doctors there already!’
11/26/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8898
Daily Joke: Location, Location en Espanol
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket, so I called him a pencil-necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires! So I called him a piece of horsecrap.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 5 minutes – the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
But I didn’t care. My car was parked around the corner.
11/25/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8897
Daily Joke: How to cover your tracks en Espanol
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There’s no sign of the offending vehicle but he’s relieved to see that there’s a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
“Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I’m leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I’m not.”
11/24/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8896
Daily Joke: Two Morons en Espanol
Two morons are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic.
One moron says, “Hey, lets have a picnic over there under that tree.”
The other moron says,” No, no, lets have it in the middle of the road.”
They fought and came to a decision to have it in the middle of the road. Not long afterwards a car came speeding towards them, swerved off the road and ran into the tree.
One moron says, “See if we were over there we would be dead right now.”
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