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11/04/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8875
Daily Joke: Any Proof en Espanol
A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t want to pay up. What should I do?”
“Do you have any proof?” asked the lawyer.
“Nope,” replied the man.
“Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1000 he owed you,” said the lawyer.
“But it’s only $500,” replied the man.
“Precisely. That’s what he will reply and we will have the proof we need to nail him.”
11/03/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8874
Daily Joke: Toothbrush en Espanol
My son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, “We better throw this one out too then, ’cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago.”
11/02/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8873
Daily Joke: Dream en Espanol
After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
“I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight.” he said with a smile.
The woman could hardly think of anything else all day and she couldn’t wait for her husband to return home.
That evening, the man finally came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it excitedly to find a book entitled…
“The Meaning of Dreams”
11/01/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8872
Daily Joke: Snake Eye en Espanol
An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see very well these days.”
The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks.
The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he’s very depressed.
Doc says, “What’s the problem? Didn’t the glasses help you?”
“The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I’ve been living with a water hose the past 2 years!”
10/31/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8871
Daily Joke: Monster Party en Espanol
Q. Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
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