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03/30/2013 from jj and be
#8671

did you hear the Joke about the jumprope no I skipped IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03/30/2013 from jj and be
#8670

did you hear the Joke about the jumprope no I skipped IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny +37
-93 Not Funny
03/28/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8669

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: “Drinks for all on me including you, bartender.” So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: “That will be $36.50 please.” The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. “What, no drink for me?” replies the bartender. “Oh, no. You get violent when you drink.”

Funny +204
-32 Not Funny
03/26/2013 from Karen Redmond
#8668

boy:het mom did yo know that santa clause curse?

mom:no honey santa doesn’t curse!

boy: yeah ! mom he say’s “hoe hoe hoe ” all the tme!

03/24/2013 from john
#8667
Daily Joke: Cats en Espanol

what looks like a cat, eats like a cat but isnt a cat?

A kitten

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