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Yo mama so old she farts dust
Yo mama so pour she wears Cheerios for earrings
2 guys are in the bathroom. And one of the guys hear a small scream not very loud and asks “what’s going on over there.” And te other guy says “I’m having sex with my wife.”
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”
They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car.
“Leave us alone you religious nuts!” yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard a big splash. “Do you think,” said one clergy to the other, “we should just put up a sign that says ‘bridge out’ instead?”
A teacher pointed a ruler at a kid and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot!” The kid got a detention after asking, “Which end?”
Store Manager: I saw you arguing with that customer who just left. I told you before that the customer is always right. Do you understand me? Salesclerk: Yes, sir. The customer is always right. Store Manager: That’s better. Now what were you arguing with the customer about? Salesclerk: Well, sir, he said you were an idiot.
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