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03/02/2013 from Noah
#8651

Hey why did the clown go to the hospital

( HE WAS FEELING A LITTLE FUNNY)

03/02/2013 from jake
#8650
Daily Joke: hag en Espanol

gimme skittles u old hag

03/01/2013 from Steve
#8649

Whats long and hard and full of semen?  a Submarine

Funny +135
-94 Not Funny
02/28/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8648

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror.

He asks, “What are you doing?”

She replies, “I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old.”

The husband retorts, “Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?”

She replies, “Frankly dear, your name never came up.”

Funny +449
-38 Not Funny
02/27/2013 from Daily Jokes
#8647

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only going 40!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the trooper said. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren’t!” the trooper said. With that, the man’s wife leaned toward the window and said, ‘Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he’s been drinking.” 

Funny +199
-49 Not Funny
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