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02/26/2013 from Bruce Greinke Sr.
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Daily Joke: Down home humor en Espanol
Do you know why the armadillo was created?
So that the redneck can have possumn in the half shell.
02/25/2013 from JOSEPH DUNN
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Daily Joke: Mr en Espanol
When the canibals had their contest to see how many people they can eat, did one participant jump the gun so he could get a head start.
02/24/2013 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Taking a Hike en Espanol
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.”
“Easy, Dad,” the boy replied. “I earned it hiking.”
“Come on,” the father said. “Tell me the truth.”
“That is the truth,” the boy replied. “Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He’d give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!”
02/23/2013 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Striking Out en Espanol
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed the worker yelled “Well you’re an ugly bitch anyway!” The girl turned around and replied “It must be terrible when even an ugly bitch won’t give you the time of day?”
02/22/2013 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Something in Mind en Espanol
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intently studied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustled over to him. “Do you have something in mind?” she asked. “I certainly do, ma’am,” the American emphatically replied. “That’s why I want a nice gift.”
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