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11/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Christmas Dinner en Espanol
It was Christmas time and this woman invited all her family to her house to eat. So they gathered around the table and she asked her son to pray. He said: “But I do not know what to say.” She said: “Say what I said this morning.” So he said: “Dear god, why did I invite all these people to my house?”
11/01/2012 from James S. Martin
#8531
Daily Joke: bar joke en Espanol
This black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bartender says,”Hey,that’s pretty cool,where did you get that?”and the parrot says,”In Africa,there’s millions of ’em!”
11/01/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8530
Daily Joke: Hunting en Espanol
A couple of blonde hunters are out in the woods when one of them suddenly falls down. She doesn’t seem to be breathing, her eyes are rolled up. The other blonde whips out her cell phone and dials 911. She gasps to the operator, “I think my friend is dead! What shall I do?” The operator says in a calm soothing voice, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure she’s dead.”
There is silence, then a shot is heard… The blonde says, “OK, now what?”
10/31/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8529
Daily Joke: Adam and Eve en Espanol
GOD is talking to Adam in the garden of eden,about the creation of a woman.
GOD; Adam how would you like to have a woman to live with you in the garden?
ADAM;What is a woman?
GOD;A creature like you but much prettier and she’ll cook for you,clean for you,keep you healthy, give you children,take care of you and never ever give any problems and please you in ways you could never ever imagine,But It will cost you…Alot
ADAM; How much?
GOD;An Arm and a Leg!
ADAM;taking a moment to think it through and after a long pause, he ask’s,GOD, WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB???
10/30/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8528
Daily Joke: The Verdict en Espanol
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick.
“Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. “Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this case will walk into this courtroom.” He looked toward the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked on eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.
Finally the lawyer said, “Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return a verdict of not guilty.”
The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.
“But how?” inquired the lawyer. “You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door.”
The jury foreman replied: “Oh, we did look, but your client didn’t.”
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