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A woman asks her friend for advice on how to get her hubby interested again. Friend says, “Tonight meet him as he comes home dressed in saran wrap.” Woman does this and husband says “Damn, leftovers again.”
Like the mediator always says:
I don’t get paid enough because I’m always in the middle of something.
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Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Two blondes were in the parking lot beside their car. They had locked themselves out, so one was trying to open the door with a coat hanger. She says: ” This isn’t working!” And the other blonde says: ” Well, we better think of something, because it’s starting to rain and the top’s down.”
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