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07/06/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8443
Daily Joke: Clever Drunk en Espanol
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, “You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you.”
The drunk replies, “Boobs.”
07/03/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8442
Daily Joke: Used Car en Espanol
A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn’t find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
“235,000 miles.” Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde’s friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond’s friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, “Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!”
07/01/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8441
Daily Joke: Not Interested en Espanol
On a sunny Sunday afternoon, two young church members were going door to door to invite people to visit their services. When they knocked on one door, it was immediately clear the woman who answered was not happy to see them.
She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their message, and before they could say anything more, she slammed the door in their faces.
To her surprise, however, the door did not close; in fact, it bounced back open. She tried again, really putting her back into it, and slammed it again with the same result – the door bounced back open.
Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in her door, she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson. Just then, one of them said quietly: “Ma’am, before you do that again, you really need to move your cat.”
07/01/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8440
Daily Joke: Smart Cat en Espanol
Two little ladies were shopping in the mall when Joanne smiled: “My cat can really play chess!”
With a shocking expression, Angelina praised Joanne’s cat: “Really? It must be very smart!”
Just when Angelina finished her sentence, Joanne said:” Well… Actually, I don’t know about that. I usually win three out of four times.”
06/29/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8439
Daily Joke: Bank Line en Espanol
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are doing?!”
“Well,” said the guy, “you see, I’m a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can’t help practicing my art!”
“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!” the guy replied.
“I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?”
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