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04/29/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Hot Air Balloon en Espanol
An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. “Aaah!” he said. “We’re right over my homeland.”
“How can you tell?” asked the American.
“I can feel the cold air.” he replied.
A few hours later the African man put his hand through the clouds. “Aah we’re right over my homeland.” he said.
“How do you know that?” asked the Russian. “I can feel the heat of the desert.”
Several more hours later the American put his hand through the clouds. “Aah, we’re right over New York.”
The Russian and the African were amazed. “How do you know all of that?” they exclaimed.
The American pulled his hand up. “My watch is missing.”
04/27/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Wealthy Gentleman en Espanol
An enormously wealthy 65-year-old man falls in love with a young woman in her twenties and is contemplating proposing. “Do you think she’d marry me if I tell her I’m 45?” he asked a friend.
“Your chances are better,” said the friend, “if you tell her you’re 90.”
04/26/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: New Cosmetics en Espanol
A man’s wife had just bought a new line of expensive cosmetics garunteed to make her look years younger.
She sat in front of the mirror for what had to be hours, applying the “miracle” products.
Finally, when she was done, she turned to her husband and asked, “Darling, honestly now, what age would you say I am?”
He nodded his head in assessment, and carefully said, “Well, judging from your skin, twenty.
Your hair, eighteen. Your figure, twenty-five.” “Oh, you’re so sweet!” gushed the wife. “well, hang on,” he replied, “I’m not finished adding it up yet.”
04/25/2012 from peter papadopoulos
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Daily Joke: dinner table joke en Espanol
what did the cup say to the bowl? awe jezz, can’t we be a couple!
04/25/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Marriage Counseling en Espanol
A husband and wife were with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. “Oh, we’ll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship,” the wife explained. “It’s all about education,” she continued. “He took a communication course in college and I studied drama. He communicates very well and I act like I’m listening.”
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