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01/25/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Competing Barbers en Espanol
Two adjoining barber shops were in a fierce competition.
One put up a sign advertising haircuts for $7.
So the other put up a sign that read: “We repair $7 haircuts”
01/24/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8291
Daily Joke: Friendly Game of Golf en Espanol
A minister went to his local golf coarse in the hopes of finding someone to play with. As luck would have it there was a member in the pro shop looking for a game, so they were introduced and headed for the first tee.
The member asked: “What’s your handicap?”
“I’m a twelve said the minister.”
“Me too,” said the member. “Would you like to bet a dollar a hole?”
The minister agreed, and when they had finished their round, they retired to the clubhouse, where the minister solemnly handed over $18. As he parted with the cash, the minister said: “Say, I’d like you to come to the church some time.”
The member replied: “Sure, I’d like that.”
Then the minister added: “And bring your parents, I’d like to marry them.”
01/23/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8290
Daily Joke: Car Trouble en Espanol
Driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, a man had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron. He didn’t have a cell phone with him, so he decided to use his marine radio to get help. Climbing into his boat, he broadcast his call sign and asked for assistance.
A coastguard officer responded: “Please state your location.”
The man said “I’m on Interstate-75, two miles south of Standish.”
The officer paused. “Could you repeat that?”
“Interstate-75, two miles south of Standish.”
There was a longer pause. Then the officer asked: “Just how fast were you going when you hit the shore?”
01/21/2012 from Gary Bjornberg
#8289
Daily Joke: Farmer en Espanol
Hey, Did you ever here the story about the Farmer who was outstanding in his FIELD
01/20/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8288
Daily Joke: Fishing on the Ark en Espanol
It was a quiet day on the Ark and Noah was getting bored, so he told his wife that he was going to relieve the tedium by going off on a fishing expedition.
“That’s a good idea,” she said. “You could do with a break.”
Noah collected his equipment and set off, but thirty minutes later he was back and still complaining that he was bored.
His wife said: “I didn’t expect you back so soon. If you’re that bored, why did you stop fishing after only half an hour?”
Noah replied: “I only had two worms.”
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