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01/15/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Doctor Visit en Espanol
After examining a male patient, a doctor took the man’s wife aside.
“I must be honest with you,” he said in an ominous tone, “I don’t like the looks of your husband.”
“Me neither,” said the wife. “But he brings home a good wage, and he’s great with the kids.”
01/13/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8281
Daily Joke: Lottery Winner en Espanol
A man came home one day and said to his wife: “Honey, what would you do if I said I’d won the lottery?”
She sneered: “I’d take half and then leave you.”
“Excellent,” he replied. “I hit 3 numbers and won $10. Here’s $5, pack your bags and get out.”
01/12/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8280
Daily Joke: Reincarnation en Espanol
A wife was talking to her husband about reincarnation.
“What exactly is reincarnation?” he asked.
“It’s when you die and come back as something completely different,” she explained.
“So,” he suggested “I could come back as a pig?”
She sighed wearily. “You’re not listening, are you?”
01/11/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8279
Daily Joke: The Undertaker en Espanol
Just before the funeral service, the undertaker went over to the widow and asked: “How old was your husband?”
“Ninety-eight,” she answered. “Two years older than me.”
“So you’re ninety-six,” said the undertaker. “Hardly worth going home, is it?”
01/10/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8278
Daily Joke: Short Marriage en Espanol
Two newlyweds quickly realized their marriage wasn’t working and filed for a divorce. The judge asked them what the problem was.
The husband replied: “In the five weeks that we’ve been together, we haven’t been able to agree on a single thing.”
The judge turned to the wife: “Have you anything to say?”
She answered: “It’s been six weeks, your honor.”
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