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01/19/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Private Pool en Espanol
On a hot summer afternoon a beautiful young woman came across a secluded pool, largely hidden from view by a row of bushes. After checking that nobody was around, she took off all her clothes, but just as she was about to jump in, a man appeared from behind the bushes.
“I’ve been watching you!” he yelled, “This is private farm land, and I’m the owner. Swimming in this pool is strictly prohibited.”
“You could have told me that before I undressed!” she said.
The farmer replied: “Swimming is prohibited; undressing isn’t.”
01/18/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8286
Daily Joke: Empty Church en Espanol
A farmhand went to church one Sunday, but when he entered he saw that he and the preacher were the only ones present. The preacher asked the farmhand if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
“Well,” said the farmhand, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I’d still feed him.”
So the minister began his sermon. An hour passed, then two hours, then two and a half hours. Finally the preacher finished and asked the farmhand whether he had enjoyed the sermon.
“Well,” said the farmhand, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn’t feed him all the hay.”
01/17/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8285
Daily Joke: Something to Celebrate en Espanol
Three blondes walk into a bar and ask the bartender for three shots of tequila. He looks at them and says “OK” and pours their shots.
They all clink glasses and and yell “51 days!” Then they proceed to slam the shots, looking very self-satisfied.
They look back to the bartender and decide to order another round. This time they pick up the glasses again and, more gleefully yell ” Only 51 days!”
The bartender finally can’t stand wondering what they are talking about and asks them what they mean by Only 51 days.
One of the blondes looks at him and says “Well,” looking very smug. “We “We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It took us Only 51 Days…..and on the box it said 4-7 years”
01/16/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8284
Daily Joke: Baby Calf en Espanol
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his four year old son standing at the fence, soaking in the whole event.
The man thought to himself, “Great. He’s four and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and the bees. No need to jump the gun – I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”
After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, “Well son, do you have any questions?”
“Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad.
“How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”
01/15/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8283
Daily Joke: Bar Bet en Espanol
Two men were drinking in a bar. One of the men who was very drunk said: “I bet you $100 that I can bite my eye.”
The second guy, thought it would be easy taking money from a drunk, so he said: “Okay, you’re on.”
The drunk then took his glass eye out and bit it. And the second guy had to pay the $100.
A while later, the drunk said: “I bet you $100 I can bite my other eye.”
Knowing that the drunk couldn’t possibly have two glass eyes, otherwise he wouldn’t have been able to see, the second guy accepted the challenge, confident that he would win his money back.
The drunk promptly took out his false teeth and bit his other eye.
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