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12/10/2011 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Caught in the Act en Espanol
A guy appeared in court for killing his wife after catching her in bed with another man. Passing sentence, the judge said:
“Can I ask, why did you kill your wife instead of just killing her lover?”
The defendant replied: “But your honor, is it not better that I just killed her rather than a different man each week?”
12/10/2011 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Bank Robbery en Espanol
Two accountants were in a bank when a gang of armed robbers burst in. While some of the robbers snatched bundles of cash from the tellers, others lined the customers up against the wall and relieved them of their wallets, watches, and other valuables.
As the robbers made their way down the line, one accountant pressed something into the hand of the other accountant. “What’s this?” said the second accountant without looking down.
His colleague replied: “It’s that $100 I owe you.”
12/08/2011 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Leaving a Note en Espanol
A man returned to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage to the front end of the car. There was no sign of the offending vehicle, but he was relieved to see that there was a note stuck under the windshield wiper.
The note read: “Sorry I just backed into your car. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I’m leaving my name, address and other particulars, But I’m not.”
12/07/2011 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Sick at the Bar en Espanol
A woman walks into a bar with her 5 pound Chihuahua and sits down next to this guy, whom she notices is feeling a little bit queasy. A few minutes go buy and the guy looks at her and blows his chunks. He looks down and sees the little dog struggling in a pool of vomit and says, “Whoa, I don’t remember eating that!”
12/01/2011 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Chickens Want Books en Espanol
A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, ‘Buk Buk BUK.’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them…and the chickens leave shortly thereafter.
Around midday, the two chickens return to the circulation desk quite vexed and say,’ Buk Buk BuKKOOK!’ The librarian decides that the chickens desire another three books and gives it to them. The chickens leave as before.
The two chickens return to the library in the early afternoon, approach the librarian, looking very annoyed and say, ‘Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!’ The librarian is now a little suspicious of these chickens. She gives them what they request, and decides to follow them.
She followed them out of the library, out of the town, and to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen. She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was saying, “Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit…”
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