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12/22/2011 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Christmas Tree Shopping en Espanol
In search of a Christmas tree, two blondes ventured deep into the forest. After hours of braving sub-zero temperatures and biting wind, one blonde turned to the other and wearily said: “I’m chopping down the next tree I see, I don’t care if it’s decorated or not.”
12/20/2011 from Daily Jokes
#8261
Daily Joke: The Interview en Espanol
A blonde teenager went for an interview at a major retail store. The woman conducting the interview said: “I see from your application form under ‘previous employment’ you have put ‘babysitter’. Would you mind telling me what your reason for leaving was?”
“Yes,” replied the blonde. “They came home.”
12/19/2011 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Population Growth en Espanol
Two country doctors were discussing the population explosion. One said: “This crazy birth rate is getting so bad that soon there ain’t gonna be room for everybody. It’s gonna be standing room only on this here planet.”
“Well,” said his colleague, “that sure oughta slow ’em down a bit!”
12/16/2011 from Daily Jokes
#8259
Daily Joke: Banana Head en Espanol
A man walked into a bar with a banana on his head. As he served him, the bartender said: “Look, I don’t know if you realize this, but you’ve got a banana on your head.”
“That’s ok,” said the man. “I always wear a banana on my head on Tuesdays.”
“But today’s Wednesday,” said the bartender.
“It’s not, is it?” groaned the man. “Oh no! I must look like a complete idiot!”
12/15/2011 from Daily Jokes
#8258
Daily Joke: Faith Healer en Espanol
Two women sitting in the doctor’s waiting room began discussing babies.
“I want a baby more than anything else in the world.” said one. “But I guess it’s impossible.”
“I used to think that,” said the other. “But then everything changed. That’s why I’m here. I’m going to have a baby in three months.”
“You must tell me what you did.”
“I went to a faith healer.”
“But I’ve tried that. My husband and I went to one for nearly a year and it didn’t help at all.”
The pregnant woman smiled and whispered: “Next time, try going alone.”
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