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A psychiatrist congratulated his patient on making such good progress.

“You call this progress?” snapped the patient. “Six months ago, I was Abraham Lincoln. Now I’m nobody!”

One day a woman was eating some potato chips and one dropped into her cleavage so she had an idea to rename the chip a poTITo chip.

One day a woman was eating some potato chips and one dropped into  her cleavage so she had an idea to rename the chip a poTITo chip.

On the way home from a party, a wife said to her middle aged husband: “Have I ever told you how sexy and irresistible to women you are?”

“I don’t believe you have dear,” he replied flattered.

“Then what the hell gave you that idea at the party?”

Having been playing outside with his friends, a small boy came into the house and asked: “Grandma, what is it called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?”

His grandma was surprised to hear such a forthright question from a six-year-old but decided to answer as honestly as she could. “Well,” she said hesitantly, “it’s called sexual intercourse.”

“Oh, okay,” said the boy and he ran outside to carry on playing with his friends.

A few minutes later, he came back in and said angrily: “Grandma, it isn’t called sexual intercourse. It’s called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom would like a word with you!”