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10/15/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17625
Wife sent a message to her husband :
Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and says hi to you .
Husband :Who is rita ?
Wife : Nothing, I was just making sure that you read my message or not
Twist in the tale…..
Husband :- But I’m with lisa , which lisa are you talking about ?
Wife :- where are you….?
Husband: near vegetable market😎
Wife :- wait I will come there …..
After 10 minutes she texts her husband “where are you”?
Husband:- “I m at office, now buy whatever vegetables you need..
10/14/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17621
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said.
“If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out,
“You’d be his wife!”
10/13/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17619
Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar,
stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home.
They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman.
As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived,
all the old lady would say as she stroked the officers arm is, “You’re Passionate.”
They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, “You’re Passionate.”
The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman,
“Look we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven’t told us where you live!”
She replied, “I keep trying to tell you, you’re passin it!”
10/12/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17617
A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.
She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs,
“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The husband said,
“Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“Doesn’t matter,” she said.
“Just get out.”
10/11/2023 from Daily Jokes
#17615
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher.
She was going around in turn asking them all questions.
“David, what noise does a cow make?”
“It goes moo, Miss.”
“That’s right. Alice, what noise does a cat make?”
“It goes meow, Miss.”
“Very good. Steven, what sound does a lamb make?”
“It goes baaa, Miss”
“Correct. Johnny, what sound does a mouse make?”
“Errr… it goes… click!”