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07/13/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9879
Daily Joke: A Voice for the Radio en Espanol
Hearing his wife as she sings, the husband says, “You know dear, when you sing like that I just wish you were on the radio.”
The wife smiles and replies, “Wow honey, you think I am that good?”
“No, but at least that way I can change the station or turn it off.”
07/12/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9878
Daily Joke: Maybe I Do Like Your Boyfriend en Espanol
Father: What do you see in that boyfriend of yours?
Teen daughter: Well… he’s reliable.
Father: He’s always late picking you up!
Teen daughter: I know and I can always count on it. Remember when you had to sit in the front room with my dates until I was ready?
Father: Now that you mention it, I’m beginning to like this guy!
07/11/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9877
Daily Joke: Finalizing My Divorce en Espanol
Once my divorce was final, I went to the local Department of Motor Vehicles and asked to have my maiden name reinstated on my driver’s license.
“Will there be any change of address?” the clerk inquired.
“No,” I replied.
“Oh, good,” she said, clearly delighted. “You got the house.”
07/10/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9876
Daily Joke: 21st Century Church en Espanol
How Churches might be in 2020:
PASTOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!
PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPads and Kindle Bibles to Exodus 20:1. When you’re done, kindly switch on your Bluetooth to receive the sermon. Please have your debit cards ready as we shall now collect tithes and offering. You can connect to the church WiFi using password Lord99087 and as for the renovation donations, you’re welcome to contribute via EFT or mobile banking. The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the iPads beep and flicker.
CHURCH SECRETARY: This week’s meetings will be held on the various Whatsapp groups so please don’t miss out! Wednesday Bible teachings will be held live on Skype @1900hrsGMT. By the way, you may follow the Pastor on Twitter for counseling and don’t forget our weekly prayers on YouTube. God bless you all.
CONGREGATION: Amen!
07/09/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9875
Daily Joke: Colonial Break en Espanol
A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides, tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman walked by. Doing a double take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, “Just how long have you been waiting?”
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