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06/28/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9864
Daily Joke: St. Peter's Mistake en Espanol
And engineer died and when before St. Peter in heaven. St. Peter looked at his book and said “Oh, you belong with the devil.”
After a few months in hell the engineer met with the devil and said, “You don’t have anything here. I am an engineer and I can design buildings, air conditioning..all kinds of things.”
The devil said, “OK… do it!”
When construction was complete the devil was very pleased. Then he gets a call from St. Peter who said, “Do you remember that engineer we sent you? We made a big mistake. He is supposed to be in heaven.”
The devil replied with a loud and forceful voice, “YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM!”
St. Peter replied, “We will sue you!”
The devil started laughing. “What are you laughing about?” Where are you going to find a lawyer?”
06/27/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9863
Daily Joke: Trip to the Dentist en Espanol
Patient- Dr. How much it will cost me to extract my two teeth?
Dentist- $300 US dollars.
Patient- How much time it will take?
Dentist- Five minutes.
Patient- Five minutes only and it’s $300 US dollars! Don’t you think that is too expensive?
Dentist- I can do it in 30 minutes if you want?
06/26/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9862
Daily Joke: Drunk Driver en Espanol
I stopped a drunk driver, and asked him to walk the white line.
He said I’m not drunk. I’ll walk that wire fence over there.
I said ok, and he climbed onto the fence took a couple steps, and fell inside the fence.
A large bull with huge horns butted him, he grabbed the horns, and they went around for several minutes.
The bull finally threw him into the road, and he got up looked at me and said, “See I told you I wasn’t drunk if I was I would have taken that bicycle away from that fellow”.
06/25/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9861
Daily Joke: Heavy Oak Door en Espanol
After cleaning his patient’s teeth, the dentist accompanied the five year old boy to the reception area, only to see him struggle with the oak door.
“It’s heavy, isn’t it?” asked the dentist.
“Yes,” he said. “Is that so children can’t escape?”
06/24/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9860
Daily Joke: That's A Good Thing en Espanol
The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, “Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?”
“No champ, I never did.”
“That’s a good thing.”
“You’re telling me,” began grandpa, “I was the cook!”
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