Find any really funny jokes? Vote for them! When these jokes get a user rating above 3, they move into the general section. Your votes will make our “Best Jokes” section funnier than ever!
06/18/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9854
Daily Joke: 50 Cent Lobster Tales en Espanol
A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.”
He said, “I’ll take a dozen!”
She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready for your first tale?”
He assured her he couldn’t wait. Then she began… “Once upon a time there was this little lobster…..”
06/17/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9853
Daily Joke: They're Biting Today en Espanol
“Poor Old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar. He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught so far?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth today.”
06/16/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9852
Daily Joke: The Dog and the Violin en Espanol
Little Hope was practicing the violin in the living room while her father was trying to read in the den.
The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Hope’s violin reached his ears, he began to howl loudly.
The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he could. Then he jumped up and yelled above the noise, “Can’t you play something the dog doesn’t know?!”
06/15/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9851
Daily Joke: From the Horse's Mouth en Espanol
A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him, “Hey, come over here buddy!” The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks, “Were you talking to me?”
The horse replies, “Sure was, man I’ve got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and I’m sick of it. Why don’t you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. I’ll make you some money cause I can still run.”
The jogger thought to himself,”Boy, a talking horse!” Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer, “Hey man, I’ll give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag you’ve got in the field.”
The farmer replies, “Son, you can’t believe anything that horse says. He’s never even been to Kentucky.”
06/14/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9850
Daily Joke: Drivers Ed Student en Espanol
As the new drivers ed student drove through the red light at the intersection, the instructor admonished him and asked, “Why did you not stop for the red light?”
The student replied, “My brother doesn’t.”
The instructor directed him to return to the school for more instruction before any more driving could take place. On the way back, the student approached the same intersection with a green light, he immediately slammed on the brakes shocking the instructor as well as other drivers. “Why did you stop at a green light?”
The student replied, “You never know when my brother’s coming.”
Found this funny?
Receive a joke daily by subscribing below