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06/08/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9844
Daily Joke: Nod of Approval en Espanol
A family enters a large store. After browsing for several moments they purchase some goods and head for the large counter at the front of the store.
They notice a robotic seal standing in a corner situated near the counter. It is dressed in a tuxedo and each time goods are packaged the seal nods as if in agreement.
After the third purchase is made the father asks the counter assistant why the robot nods each time.
The assistant replies, “Isn’t it obvious? It’s our seal of approval.”
06/07/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9843
Daily Joke: Car Trouble en Espanol
A chemical engineer, electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer are on a road trip. The car breaks down.
The electrical engineer looks under the hood and can’t find anything wrong.
The chemical engineer checks the oil and fuel and can’t find anything wrong.
The Microsoft engineer says, “Close all the windows, and try again.”
06/06/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9842
Daily Joke: Cry Mates en Espanol
One Spring afternoon, I came home to find two little girls on the steps of my building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears. Thinking they might be hurt, I dropped my briefcase and quickly went over to them. “Are you all right?” I asked.
Still sobbing, one held up her doll. “My baby’s arm came off,” she said.
I took the doll and its disjointed arm. After a little effort and luck, the doll was again whole. “Thank you,” came a whisper from the girl as I handed her the doll back. Next, looking into the tearful eyes of her friend, I asked, “And what’s the matter with you, young lady?”
She wiped her cheeks and said, “Oh I’m okay, I was just helping her cry.”
06/05/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9841
Daily Joke: Clear Communication en Espanol
In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data exchange interface with a vendor.
One co-worker said the programming we had ordered was delayed because the vendor was suffering from a “severe non-linear waterfowl issue.”
Curious, the team leader raised his eyebrows and asked, “What exactly is that?”
The programmer replied, “They don’t have all their ducks in a row.”
06/04/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9840
Daily Joke: First and Next en Espanol
A widow recently married a widower. Soon after the marriage she was approached by a friend who laughingly remarked, “I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?”
“Oh, not any more, he doesn’t,” the widow replied.
“What stopped him?”
“I started talking about my next husband.”
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