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05/29/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9834
Daily Joke: Numerators and Denominators en Espanol
The math teacher was giving a lesson on fractions and wrote an example on the chalkboard. He explained that the numerator was the top and the denominator was the bottom. Leaning against the board, he asked the class, “Are there any questions?”
When he turned back to face the board, laughter filled the room. “Mr. Alexander,” one student giggled, “you have chalk dust all over your denominator!”
05/28/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9833
Daily Joke: The Dull Razor en Espanol
One morning, while shaving, a fellow started cursing and swearing so loudly it attracted the attention of his wife, who was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.
“What’s the matter?” she called out.
“My razor — it won’t cut!” he answered.
“Don’t be silly, dear!” she declared. “You mean to tell me your beard is tougher than linoleum?”
05/27/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9832
Daily Joke: The Valentine Grade en Espanol
My high school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription, “BE MINE.”
The following day, I received a return valentine from the teacher. It read, “Thank you, but it’s still a BE MINE-US.”
05/26/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9831
Daily Joke: One Fine Day en Espanol
One day a husband says to his wife, “Today is a fine day!” Next day he says it again. “Today is a fine day.” Again next day, he says same thing, “Today is a fine day.”
Finally after a week, the wife asks her husband, “Since last week, you are saying today is a fine day. I am fed up. What’s the matter?”
“Last week when we had an argument, you said, ‘I will leave you one fine day.’ I was just trying to remind you.”
05/25/2016 from Daily Jokes
#9830
Daily Joke: Nail Biter en Espanol
Two older women were fussing about their husbands over tea one day.
“I do wish my Leroy would stop biting his nails. That makes me terribly nervous,” the first one said.
“Oh, my Elmer used to do the same thing,” the other woman commented. “But I broke him of that habit real quick.”
“What did you do?”
“I hid his teeth.”
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