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10/28/2015 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: A better seat en Espanol
A man takes his place in the theater, but his seat is too far from the stage.
He whispers to the usher, “This is a mystery, and I have to watch a mystery close up. Get me a better seat, and I’ll give you a handsome tip.”
The usher moves him into the second row, and the man hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks at the quarter, leans over and whispers, “The wife did it.”
10/27/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9612
Daily Joke: Holding Hands en Espanol
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage is love; after marriage is self-defense.
10/26/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9611
Daily Joke: Cannibal Chiefs en Espanol
A cannibal chief invited over another cannibal chief from a different tribe over for dinner.
They sit down and eat the best meat.
After dinner, the visiting cannibal chief said, “Wow that was good! Your wife makes the best meat.”
Then the other cannibal chief said, “Yeah, I’m gonna miss her…”
10/25/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9610
Daily Joke: Different times en Espanol
A woman sadly tells her husband: We will not be together in heaven as we may die at different times my dear.
After a pause her husband replied; my dear that is why the place is known as ‘Heaven’.
10/24/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9609
Daily Joke: Three Strings en Espanol
Three strings walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The first string walks up to the bartender and says, “Bartender, three beers please.” The bartender looks at the string and says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings here.” Disappointed, the string walks back to his buddies and explains.
The second string says “No problem, I’ll go get our beers.” The second string walks up to the bartender, “Bartender, three beers please.” The bartender says, “Listen man, I told your buddy that we don’t serve strings here.” Empty handed, the second string walks back to his buddies.
The third string says, “No problem. Tie me in a knot at one end and fray my ends at the other.” He struts up to the bartender, “Bartender, three beers please.” The bartender proceeds to get him the beer when he suspiciously turns to look at the string and says, “Excuse me, but are you a string?” The string replies, “I’m a frayed knot!”
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