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04/06/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9404
Daily Joke: Fishing on the lake en Espanol
A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up. When it died down both eminent warriors were struggling helplessly in the water.
The admiral floundered his way back to the boat and pulled himself painfully in. Then he fished out the general, using an oar.
Catching his breath, he puffed: “Please don’t say a word about this to anyone. If the Navy found I can’t swim I’d be disgraced.
“Don’t worry,” the general said. “Your secret is safe. I’d hate to have my men find out I can’t walk on water.”
04/05/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9403
Daily Joke: He is new to baseball en Espanol
Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened. “So, how did you do son?” he asked.
“You’ll never believe it!” Billy said. “I was responsible for the winning run!”
“Really? How’d you do that?”
“I dropped the ball.”
04/05/2015 from Reuben Hart
#9402
Daily Joke: Optics en Espanol
What happened when two monacles hooked up? They made spectacles of themselves.
04/04/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9401
Daily Joke: Easter one-liners en Espanol
Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up!
How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
He said it was eggs-cellent!
What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Hare mail!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital?
Albunny, New York!
What did the rabbit say to the carrot before he left?
It’s been nice gnawing you!
How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
With hare spray!
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
04/03/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9400
Daily Joke: 3 Fans en Espanol
A Mets fan, a Redsox fan, and a Yankees fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redsox fan insists he’s the most loyal. “This is for Boston!” he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Mets fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, “This is for New York!” and pushes the Yankees fan off the mountain.
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