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04/02/2015 from Frank De Santo
#9399

A blonde walks into a building, Guess she didn’t see it.

Funny +12
-13 Not Funny
04/03/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9398

Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.

 

Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can’t even ride a bicycle.

Funny +39
-57 Not Funny
04/01/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9397

A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket.

They hear a faint moan.

They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.

She lives for 10 more years and then dies.

A ceremony is again held at the same synagogue and at the end of the service the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they are walking, the husband cries out, “Watch out for the wall!”

Funny +167
-40 Not Funny
03/31/2015 from Daily Jokes
#9396

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hareline.

Funny +44
-63 Not Funny
03/30/2015 from William
#9395

A termite enters a place to drink and asks, Where is the   bar tender?

Funny +4
-16 Not Funny
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