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04/24/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: First Day at School en Espanol
Two small boys met during their first day at school. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?” asked the first boy. “Tommy,” replied the second. “My daddy is an accountant. What does your daddy do for a living?” asked Billy. Tommy replied, “My daddy is a lawyer.” “Honest?” asked Billy. “No, just the normal kind,” replied Tommy.
04/23/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Three Questions en Espanol
A man called up his lawyer and asked: “How much How much would you charge to answer three questions?” The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: “Two thousand dollars plus tax.”
“TWO THOUSAND!” cries the man. “That’s a bit expensive, isn’t it?”
“Yes, I suppose it is,” said the lawyer, after thinking a moment longer. “What’s your third question?”
04/23/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Mental Illness Test en Espanol
A visitor at an asylum asks the director what the criteria are for defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the doctor, we fill up a bathtub; then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket as it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No,” replied the director. “A normal person would pull the drain plug. Do you want a bed by the wall or near the window?”
04/20/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Making Rounds en Espanol
While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students. “As you can see,” she said, “the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.” The doctor asks, “Mr Jones, what would you do in a case like this?” “Well,” ponders the student, “I suppose I’d limp too.”
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