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04/19/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Generous Barber en Espanol
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. When the priest tried to pay for the haircut, the barber refused, saying, “You do God’s work,” The next day the barber found a dozen Bibles at the door to his shop. A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to accept money. “You protect the public,” he said. The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop. A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, “You serve justice.” The next morning, the barber found 12 lawyers standing in line waiting for haircuts.
04/18/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8382
Daily Joke: Three Strikes en Espanol
A farmer and his brand new wife were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, “That’s once.” A little farther down the road the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, “That’s twice.” A little while later the horse stumbled yet again. The farmer didn’t say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand-new wife yelled, telling him, “That was an awful thing to do.” The farmer responded, “That’s once.”
04/17/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8381
Daily Joke: God's Help en Espanol
A man bought several acres of wasteland and, within a year had turned it into a thriving produce farm. The local priest stopped by and complimented the man on his progress. Then he added, “Wonderous things can surely happen when man and God work together.” “Amen,” said the man, “but you should’ve seen the place when God was running it alone.”
04/17/2012 from jeffrey thompson
#8380
Daily Joke: the grasshopper and the bar. en Espanol
grasshopper hops into a bar orders his drink bartender says hey!did you know they named a drink after you . grasshopper says really they have a drink named roger!
04/16/2012 from Daily Jokes
#8379
Daily Joke: Nothing to Live For en Espanol
A farmer in Alabama was driving across a bridge in his pickup truck when he noticed a man standing on the rail of the bridge ready to jump to his death in the river below.
The farmer stopped his truck, ran up to the man and said, “Hey, why are you doing this?” The man replied, “Well, I have nothing to live for.” The farmer replied, “Well, think of your wife and children!” The jumper replied, “I have no wife or children.”
“Well, then think of your mother and father!” The man replied, “Mom and Dad passed on many years back.” The Alabama man then said, “Well, think of General Robert E. Lee!”
The would-be jumper replied, “Who?” With that the farmer said, “Jump you damn Yankee, jump!”
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