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01/09/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Funeral Procession en Espanol
A funeral procession made its way down the road. Six close members of the family were carrying the coffin between them. On top of the coffin was a fishing line, a net, and some bait.
A passer-by remarked: “He must’ve been a very keen fisherman.”
“Oh, he still is,” remarked another “He’s off to the river as soon as they’ve buried his wife.”
01/09/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: First Date en Espanol
A guy asked for a goodnight kiss, but the girl rebuffed him haughtily, saying: “I don’t do that sort of thing on my first date!”
“Well,” he said sarcastically, “how about on your last date?”
01/08/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Someone Else en Espanol
A jealous guy caught his girlfriend talking quietly on the phone and immediately confronted her over his suspicions.
“Who was that you were talking to?” he demanded. “Is there somebody else?”
“Of coarse not” she groaned. “Do you honestly think I’d be going out with a loser like you if there was somebody else?”
01/07/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Bank Robber en Espanol
A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and said:
“Did you see my face?”
“Yes,” said the hostage.
And then the robber shot him dead.
Then he turned to the next man and asked: “Did you see my face?”
“No,” he said “But i think my wife did.”
01/05/2012 from Daily Jokes
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Daily Joke: Cup of Tea en Espanol
A girl was given a tea set for her second birthday. It became one of he favorite toys, and when her mother went away for a few weeks to care for her sick aunt, the toddler loved to take her father a little cup of tea, which was just water really, while he was engrossed watching the news on TV.
He sipped each “cup of tea” he was brought and lavished generous praise on the taste, leaving the little girl immensely proud.
Eventually the mother returned home and the father couldn’t wait to show her how his little princess had been looking after him. On cue, the girl took him his “cup of tea” and he sipped it before praising it to the heavens.
The mother watched him drink it and said: “Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”
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